HOW’S THIS for a thoroughly modern-day twist on a bedtime story: “Once upon a time, in a McMansion not so far away, there lived a woman with two small children. But the mommy was sad because her boobs drooped and her belly bulged. So, she went to her doctor’s office and came home after getting silicon breast implants, a tummy tuck and some liposuction, too . . . ”
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